Old and Haggard

Is how I've felt post 30.

I've thrown my back out from sneezing.

I had back inflammation so bad I couldn't walk.

I got norovirus once, good times.

When, occasionally, I don't feel like a fossil, it's a real treat. 

At the pool with my nanny kid, a life guard started chatting with us. She asked, 

"So what college do you go to?"

Score! 



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